Subject: The Ultimate Revenge Guide

From: [email-masked]
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 1999 04:37:43 -0400 (EDT)

THE ULTIMATE REVENGE & DIRTY TRICK MANUAL

DON'T GET MAD GET EVEN!
FORCING THE WORLD TO BE A BETTER PLACE!

THE ONLY BOOK YOU WILL EVER NEED!
What all the other revenge books are afraid to tell you!
Think of this as an insurance policy on never being screwed!

Get Back At:
*Ex Boyfriends
*Ex Girlfriends
*Ex Bosses
*Ex Friends Or Sworn Enemies
*Family Members Or Anyone Who Has Done You Wrong
*Just Have Fun With Your Friends

*FREE MEMBERSHIP IN THE REVENGE CLUB!
*FREE ACCESS TO OUR WEBSITE!
*FREE UPDATES FROM MEMBER SUGGESTIONS!
*OVER 225 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE CRAZY!
*OVER 70 UNIQUE HARD TO FIND PRODUCTS &
SERVICES OFFERED TO ASSIST YOU!!
(Scroll down to see product list)
*ENTIRE REVENGE KITS AVAILABLE!
*VOTED BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR!
*SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! (See Details)

Testimonials:

"The best and cheapest therapy in the world!"
Joan B.
Chicago, IL

"Thank you, you saved my life and kept me from going insane"
Frank Beamon

"This is the best book I have ever read and I could not stop laughing.
It's worth it, if only just for the entertainment value!"
Susan W.
San Fransisco, CA

"Thank you for helping me cope with the anger in my life, now 
this is the true therapy! I feel better knowing there are people out there willing to help!"
George S
NY, NY

"I gave it to my friend as a gift and it was the hit of the party!"
"Thank you!, it makes the best gift ever!"
Selma S
Pennsacola Fl

The ultimate revenge & dirty trick manual is offered in the following ways:

*Direct Download via e-mail $9.95  Download Immediately 
as soon as payment is cleared!  Don't forget to include your email address
If you buy it this way you can forward it to your friends and their friends with no
additional shipping cost.
(Don't worry we make up for it on the products and services)

*Disk $9.95 + $1.05 shipping and handling TOTAL $11.00
Allow 1 week for delivery

*Book $14.95 Plus $2.05 shipping and handling TOTAL $17.00
Allow 2 weeks for delivery

PAYMENT OPTIONS:
*Send check or money order for total amount to 
THE REVENGE ZONE
17328 VENTURA BLVD. #109
ENCINO, CA 91316

*FAX CHECK TO (818) 475-1866
*FAX CREDIT CARD INFORMATION TO (818) 475-1866
Information must include name, account number, expiration date, and billing address

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED:
We here at " THE REVENGE ZONE " Work on the honor system.
If the information does not make you laugh nor make you feel better,
we will refund your money minus a small processing fee.  No questions asked!
All requests must be in writing and be accompanied with a self addressed stamped 
envelope if book is ordered.

ALSO LOOK FOR OUR OTHER PUBLICATIONS:
"The Ultimate Revenge & Dirty Trick Manual II"
"The Revenge Combater" The only book of it's kind dedicated to combatting revenge.
Both are the same price and options as mentioned above!

SEND YOUR REVENGE IDEAS TO:
THE REVENGE ZONE
17328 VENTURA BLVD. SUITE 109
ENCINO, CA 91316

Who knows you might get published!

PRODUCT PRICE LIST:

1. GUM TYPES
Pepper $2.50
Black Mouth $2.50
Blue Mouth $2.50
Red Mouth $2.50
Green Mouth $2.50
Garlic Mouth $2.50
Sour Gum $2.50
Exploding Gum $2.50

2. CANDIES
Blue Mouth $2.50
Bad Mouth $2.50
Hot Candy $2.50
Mustard Flavor Candy $2.50
Pepper Candy $2.50
Fish Candy $2.50
Fart Candy $2.50
Jumping Candy $2.50
Hot Lollipops $2.95
Garlic Candy $2.50

3. POWDERS
Farting Powder $2.95
Itching Powder $2.95
Sneezing Powder $2.95
Jelling Powder $2.95
Black Henna Powder $2.95
Red Henna Powder $2.95
Belching Powder $2.95
Foaming Sugar Powder $2.95

4. MISCELLANEOUS
Exploding Pen $3.50
Stink Bombs $3.95
Rotted Egg Liquid Smell $3.95
Instant Worms $1.95
Instant Pecker $2.95
Invisible Ink $2.50
Tail Pipe Whistler $3.95
Perfume Samplers $4.95
Real Poison Ivy $15.00
Sour Liquid $1.95
Special Powdered Milk $2.50
Gay Unity Rainbow Stickers $2.95
Exploding Toilet Seat Trick $4.95
Telephone Recording Mic $9.95
Official Shitlist Notification $3.95
Course Notification $3.95
Eye Depiction (Evil Eye) $2.95
Actual  Curse $3.95
Gelling Agent $2.95
Voo Doo Doll $9.95
Paint Balls $3.95
Axle Grease $1.95
Blood Capsules 1 $2.95
Blood Capsules 2 $2.95
Red Ink $2.50
Smoke Storm Tablets For Cigarettes $2.50
Black Soap $2.50
Bloody Soap $2.50
Exploding Cigarettes $3.50
Squeeze & Squirt Ink $3.95
Instant Fart Spray $3.95
Instant Smelly Shit Spray $3.95
Revenge Toilet Paper (Can't Rip Nor Tear!) $7.95
Cigarette Stinkerroos $3.95
Condensed Smoke $3.95
Giant Diaper $2.95
Giant Pacifier $2.95
Giant Smoke Bombs $2.50
Masturbation Kit $5.95
Parking Violation Tickets $3.95
Hand Held Voice Changer $79.95
Positive Pregnancy Kit $14.95

LETTERS:
We sell a wide range of letters stating everything from you dress like shit to
your breath smells and everyone in the office hates you.  We send them for you 
anonymously on nice letterhead $3.95 each!
*Write us at the address below to request a free list of letter topics!

Small Revenge Kit $39.95
Medium Revenge Kit $69.96
Large Revenge Kit $99.95 ( FOR THE  LIFE WRECKER!!!)

Private Investigation services are available upon request.
For Full List of services please write to the address below!

THE REVENGE ZONE
17328 VENTURA BLVD SUITE #109
ENCINO, CA 91316

WE ACCEPT CASHIERS CHECKS, MONEY ORDERS, PERSONAL OR
BUSINESS CHECKS, MASTER CARD, VISA, AMERICAN EXPRESS, 
FAX CHECKS OR CREDIT CARD ORDERS TO (818) 475-1866
BE SURE TO INCLUDE CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT NUMBER, EXPIRATION
DATE, AND BILING ADDRESS.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO ADD THE CORRECT SHIPPING CHARGES STATED
BELOW OR YOUR ORDER WILL NOT BE SHIPPED!

ORDERS:
$1.00 TO $9.00 S&H $1.95
$10.00 TO $20.00 S&H $2.95
$21.00 TO $30.00 S&H $3.95
$31.00 TO $40.00 S&H $4.95
$41.00 TO $50.00 S&H $5.95
$51.00 TO $60.00 S&H $6.95
$61.00 TO $70.00 S&H $7.95
$81.00 TO $100 S&H $8.95

SUB TOTAL___________________________
TAX 8.25%____________________________
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