Subject: With the future of the country hanging in the balance, Israeli surgeons are reportedly attempting to establish a no-man's land inside Sharon' cranium in order to stop the flow of blood.

From: Anderson Y. Owen <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:16:23 -0400

Vegemite, invented by Melburnian Fred Walker, was first made available
in 1922, and sold to Kraft Foods thirteen years later.

Blowing circular bubbles in the presence of several of the monkeys under
strict experimental conditions produced clear evidence of agitation and
excitement among the animals.

Thousands of Coalition troops are dead in Iraq, and hundreds more have
been killed by accident and misadventure in the wilds of
Afghanistan.

Mediascreens across the globe have displayed ample evidence of the
carnage ongoing in Iraq's cities and towns three years after the
invasion.