Subject: The best pen ever created

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Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2016 07:28:20 -0700

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You can do that by follog these simple steps We like to call this plan theTRYplan
FirstTOTAL MORON That is accept the fact THAT YOU ARE ONE We all are
That really annoying person you know the one whos always spouting bull the person who always thinks theyre right Well the odds are that for somebody elseyoure that person So take the amount you think you know reduce it by and then youll have an idea of how much you actually know regarding things outside yourMonkeysphere

SecondUNDERSTANDthat there are no Supermonkeys Just monkeys Those guys on TV you see giving the inspirational seminars teaching you how to reach your potential and become rich and successful like them You know how they made their By giving seminarsFor the most part the only thing they do well is convince others they do everything well
No the universal moron principal established inNo above applies here too Dont pretend politicians are somehow supposed to be immune to all the backhanded ery we all do in our daily lives and dont laugh and point when the preacher gets caught on video snorting cocaine off a prostitutes A good exercise is to picture your herowhoever it isped out on his lawn from the waist down The odds are its happened at some point Even Gandhi may have had hotel rooms and hookers in his past
And dont eventhinkabout ignoring advice from a moral teacher just because the source enjoys the ol Colombian Nose Candy from time to time Were all members of varying species of hypocrite or did you tell them at the job interview that you once called in sick to spend a day leveling up onWorld of Warcraft Dont use your heroes vices as an excuse to let yours run wild
And finallyDONT LET ANYBODYsimplify it for you The world cannot be made simple Anyone who tries to paint a picture of the world in basic comic book colors is most likely trying to use you as a pawn
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ou and I are members of one of the most social species on the planet No human being succeeds in life alone Getting along and getting ahead requires coordinating with others either in cooperation as friends spouses teammates and coworkers or in competition as adversaries opponents or rivals Arguably our brains greatest s is its ability to think about the minds of others to understand them better Our daily lives are guided by inferences about what others think believe feel and want This is your sixth sense at work

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